Be an IT Professional

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - Would you like to have some snacks? Husband - Hard disk full. Wife - Have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - But I told you about it in morning. Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - Hey Bagwan! Forget it where's your salary. Husband - File in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - Sharing violation, access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. husband - Data type mismatch. Wife - You are useless. Husband - By default. Wife - By the way, who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - The only user with write permission. Wife - What is my value in your life? Husband - Unknown virus detected. Wife - Do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my Dadu's house. Husband - Program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - Close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - It is worthless talking to you. Husband - Shut down the computer. Wife - I am going. Husband - It's now safe to turn off your computer.